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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:04

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Still no good.
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
No go.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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